
There’s happenings afoot. Mysterious and arousing happenings.

Remember us? Well, we’ve got a few changes in the work that will quite possibly make us even more awesome than we currently are. Hard to believe, I know, but it is possible to make something already freakin awesome even more awesome. Like Lou Reed signing with Metallica boobs covered in chocolate. Hopefully in a… Read more
Jamming on new songs. The emo/nu-metal jam “Netball Training” is coming up a treat.
Review of III from Bombshell Zine “7 track EP from these Melbourne guys. Part rock, part punk, they have that dirty underground bar type sound. Not only do they make good tunes, they’ve got good folding skills, did you know you can make a decent CD case out of one A4 sheet of paper? It’s… Read more
60 Seconds With… – Beat mag So then, what’s the band name and what do you ‘do’ in the band? I’m Ando, the handsome and debonair dreamboat of Damn The Torpedoes. I play drums. Wally and Dick fill out the band, although I’m not exactly sure what they do. Bearing the terrible clichéd nature of… Read more
Review of III from Inpress mag “It’s III as in the Roman numeral and has been scrawled on the CD, unevenly, in texta. This trio sound dangerous in a high voltage kinda way – think Electric Six – and take melodies and rhythms to thrillingly unexpected places. The frontman looks like Peter Phelps’s long-lost brother,… Read more
Good jam today, with super special guests & surprise mystery songs. EP launch, Friday, Old Bar, ruling!
So yeah, I’m just testing some stuff on the site. If you’re bored tonight, you should go to Falconio’s EP launch at The Vic, Brusnwick.
Just chucked up some new videos from a recent rehearsal here and here. Our mate Nick brought a camera along and captured us in action. We’ve also chucked some shirts up in the store. Got about 5 left – 2 Small, 3 Large (or 3 Small / 2 Large, can’t remember). Get in quick! When they’re… Read more
So the packaging for III is prettymuch all done. 6-panel fold-out digipack, lyrics/pix insert, and 2 swanky stickers. Available now from our bandcamp shop
So yeah, new site. Whadayareckon?

Those loveable lotharios Damn The Torpedoes are excited to (finally) launch their new EP ‘III’. Recorded with Paul Maybury and hand-crafted with loving care by some dude in a factory, this 7-tracker is rocking, rolling AND totally outta-controlling. Joining them on the night and on the stage will be an unstoppable sex-machine of talent: Brat… Read more